Just joking, my pen still has plenty of ink. Happy Friday Joy Chasers, I have a question for you, have you heard of the FML website??? I just love it. It is one of the funnies sites on the net. If laughter does not beget Joy, then they are at the very least closely related. Even though this blog is all about positivity let’s be honest, there is a reason we watch reality TV and talk shows like Jerry Springer and Maury Povich, it makes us appreciate the fact that our lives are not that bad or filled with that much drama. This also holds true for the FML site. So, no matter what kind of day I’m having I can go to this site and have a laugh and say to myself at least no one ever mistook my earring for a hearing aid or at least I have never had to leave a restaurant because my date thought my clothes “clashed with the tablecloth.” LOL
So have a few laughs this Feel Good Friday and check out the FML site. Here are a few of my favorite FML posts.
“Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I’m the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I’m home, my damn cat won’t leave me alone. FML”
“Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML”
“Today, I decided to take a nap in my car on my lunch break. I set the alarm on my phone. I woke up to numerous missed calls and text messages from my husband asking where I was and if I was OK. I then realized i had forgotten to turn my phone off vibrate. It was 6 o’clock. My shift ended at 5. FML”
“Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML”
“Today, I spent hours fixing my favorite food for myself as a little treat. While dishing it up, I made a mess, so I wiped it up with a napkin. I went to throw the napkin away on the way to the table. I looked down and was still holding the napkin. I had thrown the plate of food away instead. FML”
“Today, the door to my apartment wasn’t unlocking. I stood outside for 30 minutes, banging on the door for my boyfriend to open up. Finally, I kicked it open and discovered a couple making out. Turns out my apartment was the next one over. FML”
“Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FML”
“Today, I checked my Facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over Facebook. FML”
