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Bowl of Joy

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If you have been reading Chasing Joy for a while you know I’m all about happiness, positivity, and gratitude, my combination for Joy. This includes finding ways to turn every day experiences into something more joyful. So, when I heard the good people at Bertolli were looking for bloggers to write about how to turn the routine act of a weekday evening meal of soup into something special I jumped on it. In one of my very first posts I Am Worth The Cheese Dip I wrote “Even something as routine as watching TV on the couch can be fun when you make it special” So here are my top tips for Turning a simple soup dinner into an especially joyful experience.

1. Plan It – Now when I say plan it I don’t mean for you to whip out your to-do list and start making notes. It’s not that serious. What I mean is make it purposeful. Say to yourself or family or significant other, tonight, or tomorrow night, or whatever night you deicide will be special. In other words make it purposeful. That way you are looking forward to it. Anticipation is a main part of the fun of most of the things we enjoy in life.

2. KISS – You know Keep it Simple Stupid (you can drop the last S because all of you Joy Chasers are brilliant). Choose a meal that is easy to prepare. I used the Bertolli Premium Meal Soup Tomato Florentine & Tortellini with Chicken. It was super easy to make. Add the frozen soup to a pot, throw in a cup of water and stir occasionally while simmering.


Soups on!



I paired it with a piece of garlic toast, a spinach bacon salad and wine. Make your salad from things on hand in your fridge. My spinach bacon salad was baby spinach, crumbled turkey bacon and a boiled egg. Good food does not have to take long to cook. Have a meal that will not take you more than an hour. You want to be able to do this on a weeknight and you don’t want to be too tired to enjoy it.
3. Set the mood – Again don’t go over the top. It should not take more than a few minutes to set the mood. If it’s you and your family or a significant other maybe have a picnic on your living room floor. Throw down a blanket and your dishes, utensils, drinks, and some pillows. Grab a few board games and there you have a cool family night that everyone will remember. If it’s you and your significant other clear the junk off your kitchen table grab a couple candles and your favorite bottle of wine. Turn the lights down low, turn the mood music up and turn your meal into a romantic night to remember.

4. Use the good stuff – Pull out your good dishes. No paper plates and plastic spoons with this dinner. You would be surprised at how different it feels to eat on nice plates. We all have these things in our lives that we put aside for special occasions. But if we are not careful the special occasions never come and then these nice things never get used. So when you create your special evening meal make it really special and use your good glasses, dishes, and silverware.

5. Drink up – Have a special drink. Now what is special is different for everyone so pick your poison. I have a special bottle of wine. It was given to me by a friend who was trying to convince me that I could enjoy wine. (she happened to be right). On another night I may decide to go with a non-alcoholic drink, my favorite, but seldom consumed Pepsi. Not the diet stuff either. What is your special drink? Now, if you are doing this special meal with your kids how about smoothies. Have your kids throw in their favorite frozen fruits in a blender with some water and a little sweetener (sugar, honey, etc) and blend. It only takes a few minutes and smoothies are always fun!!!

6. Enjoy your alone time – Now if you are like me you will be treating yourself to an especially joyful dinner. Dinning alone does not make it any less special. I went for a relaxation them. I started by making sure I’d have all the things that make me feel warm and fuzzy.

My dog hurt on my comfy couch
Me and Peanut having a Joyful night in

My nice comfy couch with a couple of soft blankets for snuggling. Gathered my furry friend were to keep me company.

Yummy Dinner

Made sure my DVR was all set for me to indulge in my favorite guilty pleasure the soap opera General Hospital!!! Then I had a nice hot shower to wash the day away. After my shower and dressed in my most comfy PJs I made my dinner. I assembled my salad and browned my garlic bread in the oven while my soup was simmering on the stove. Less than an hour after getting home I was completely relaxed enjoying my show and enjoying my yummy dinner. (For the record the Bertolli soup was really good or else I’d not be writing about it).

7. Keep it Going – After you have eaten, dinner is over but your special night does not have to be. Do not immediately jump up and start washing dishes or start working or cleaning or doing anything. Continue to enjoy the mood you have set. Focus on your family or significant other if you are sharing the night with them. Play some more of those board games or switch to video game or even a movie night. Let the mood music you set for your significant other take from dinner to dancing (minus the uncomfortable shoes). If you’re having a solo night, dive in deep with your guilty pleasure. Is it soap operas like me or maybe its reality TV or Romantic comedies, or crime dramas? If TV is not your thing lose yourself in that novel you have not had time to read. Indulge in those issues of your favorite magazine that have been piling up. Or go crazy beating all of your friends online or on your phone with words with friend. Whatever, you did to make dinner special stay with it and stay in that joyful place.

If you are interested in using Bertolli meal soups for your own routine soup dinner a more joyful experience checkout the Bertolli website here. You can also follow Bertolli on Facebook facebook.com/Bertolli and Twitter twitter.com/Bertolli.
Have you ever turned a simply prepared meal into a special joyful experience? What did you have? What tips do you have for turning a routine dinner into a joyful experience?

*I was compensated by Bertolli to participate in the Weeknight Meal Special Challenge. All of the opinions and content above are my own.

Weekend Guest: Ebony Delights

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A Joy Chasers answered the call to be my Weekend Guest.  This weekend I am happy to welcome Ebony Delights. Ebony Delights is the author of the blog Ebony Delights. Ebony Delights is where you go to take part in her fun and expressive path to self improvement. Self Improvement the fun way is what Chasing Joy is all about! Let’s find out how Ebony Delights is Casing Joy on her path to self improvement.  Here is her post:

I feel truly humbled that I was asked to guest post on the Chasing Joy blog. This is my first guest post so I ‘m really nervous and excited as well.
My life has changed a great deal in the last two years. A whole new world of positivity has open up for me especially when I read “The Alchemist” by Paulo Coelho about young shepherd who dreamt about travelling around the world looking for treasures. It inspires, speaks of magic, dreams and positivity. I got to read this book after my sister bought it because of a friend’s awesome rave about the book.  What really opened me up to positivity was how the book spoke of freeing your mind from negative thoughts. The way the story unfolds and the boy getting to live out his dreams inspired me to chase joy and follow my heart.
I have since been chasing joy non-stop, choosing to see only the good and wonderful things in my life. The quote “when you want something all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it” (from the book) really struck me and I let it happen. I let sunshine in. Things haven’t all been roses but because I chose to see goodness, they have become life lessons which opened up new doors for me and my blog has become a platform to share my joys and successes. I am certainly a much more joyful person whose life is filled with laughter, blessing, love and delights. I will continue to chase joy as I become a person of value and improve my life skills.  I have certainly become a more organised person and I believe that I’m closer to my dreams because of the decisions I’ve made lately. I hope that when you read this you will go out and pursue your dreams and not let anything stop you.

What books or movies inspire and encourage you to Chase Joy?

Connect with Ebony Delights’ Blog at http://ebonydelights.blogspot.com . To find out more about the Ebony Delights visit her page on Facebook and follow her @EbonyDelights on Twitter.

If you’d like to be a weekend guest email me your post at joychasing@yahoo.com and find additional information on guest posting qualifications here.

Hunt for Joy & the Winner is!!!

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Happy Holidays Joy Chasers!!!  Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa and all that good stuff.  I hope your holidays are as pleasant as mine was. 

A little background for you. Growing up my dad liked to make the Holidays (Christmas in my house) a lot of fun.  He’d start counting down to Christmas very early,  Christmas music starting in October, going to see and letters to Santa, etc…   But what he found the most fun was always playing some sort of trick on my mom.  He’d enlist me and my brother to help him but the ideas were always his.  One year he gave her a fur coat (sorry PETA peeps) but he took the coat out of the box and replaced it with an old dusty coat from our basement.  Another year he gave her a ring and had my brother and I wrap it in a huge box with a bunch of newspaper and a dusty brick inside for weight.

A few times my mom has gotten me back for my collaborating with him.  One year she got me a disc man (Remember those predecessors to MP3 players?) but she put it in a Payless box.  So when I unwrapped my gift I thought I was getting some Payless shoes for Christmas.  Last year for my Birthday I got a little Coach Gift box.  But when I opened the box I found a dusty old change purse with a broken zipper.  After her laugh she gave me my nice Coach wristlet.

This year I was having a hard time coming up with an idea to make our gift giving extra fun.  And then it came to me, A Scavenger Hunt!!!  On Christmas day after we had opened our other gifts I gave my mom a little gift bag filed with Hershey Kisses and a note.  The note said It’s Christmas time let’s have some fun, your scavenger hunt has just begun 🙂  I am bronze and made from shoes under me you will find clue #2!! 

That clue took her into her bedroom where she has a lamp that has a base made from my baby shoes that have been bronzed.  There I’d placed a red envelope with a note that red Look in the tree you just might see, a little something called clue #3.

From there she made her way back into her living room to search the Christmas Tree for clue #3.  In the tree I had placed a little zip lock bag with more Hershey kisses and another note.  She found it after a minute or so of staring at the tree.  This clue stated On to the porch where we keep Hurt’s (our dog) leach, you may find something that cannot be beat!! 🙂

Out onto our porch she went.  On top of the cat tower where we keep the dog leashes she found a little box wrapped in gold wrapping paper.  I am sure she thought she’d finally gotten to the gift.  Wrong!!!  Inside of the little wrapped box was more kisses and another note that said Up the stairs under the coats, you are getting closer to what you want the most!!

Now she heads up the stairs from her apartment into mine.  She looks on the banister where I tend to leave my coat when I come in and taped to the post was another, yes another, note with a little Christmas bow on it.  The note said Don’t be annoyed it’s all in good fun. Your scavenger hunt is almost done.  In the kitchen, open the door and look inside, there you will find clue #5. 

When we were in the kitchen I was really laughing now.  Do you know how many doors there are in a kitchen?  Cabinet doors, oven doors, refrigerator doors, pantry doors, doors to other rooms, toaster oven doors, and don’t forget the microwave’s door.  She was opening everything and I kept saying there are more doors, there are more doors.  Finally she opened the door to the toaster oven and found an little piece of paper with a Chrismas bow on it.  This was her final clue and it said Go to the other room now open the door. Your Christmas gift is on the floor!! 🙂

Of course the first room she opened the door to was my living room door, no gift there.  Second she opened the bathroom door, no gift there.  Finally she opened the last door to my bedroom, and on the floor she found her gift.  A new 22inch flat screen TV to replace the one from her bedroom that had died a few weeks ago.

Santa Hurt helping me wrap mom’s TV

I had so much fun setting up and watching her do this scavenger hunt.  It can be just as much fun to give as it is to receive. 

And in the spirit of giving I know you are waiting to hear who won the surprise It’s My Blog So I Can Do What I Want  #100ActsofJoy give away.  The winner is………….. Lynette!!!  Congrats Lynette and thanks for Chasing Joy with me!!!  Enjoy your chocolates.  Below are the results form random.org

List Randomizer
There were 9 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

  1. Lynette
  2. signingcharity
  3. Miranda
  4. Ms. Positivity
  5. Lindsay
  6. Cindee
  7. Sarah
  8. Susan Silver
  9. Shanita

Timestamp: 2011-12-27 17:58:04 UTC

Do you find Joy in giving?  What is the best gift you ever gave?

Wordful/Wordless Wednesday Blogalicious Photos and HBBBS Giveaway Winner

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So I am all done dropping Blogalicious knowledge on yall.   So today I’m going to do a wordful/wordless Wednesday post and share my pictures from the conference.  And of course I’ll let you know who the winner of the HBBBS Giveaway. 

The Blogalicious Main Conference Room Podium



Our Gracious Hostesses @JusticeNy and @JusticeFergie



Me and My Blog Idol @Dumbparent

 

A wild crowd at Blogalicious!



Getting schooled during one of many panel discussions.



Celebrating More Birthdays with the American Cancer Association



Holding back tears singing Happy Birthday wishing I’d had more Birthdays with my dad who died from Cancer complications. 



Looking fabulous fter my @Covergirl Queen Collection makeover!

Bloggers getting their grove on!!!

Me and Bloggie Friend @RosesDaughter

After my interview with @DigitalSisterhd.

Playing with props at Blogalicious!

Me and bloggie friend @TheYoungMommy

Table setting at the Susan G. Koman Pink Slumber Party.



Getting inspired by @iamjessejones



Making new bloggie friends with @LaWitchesBrew
Me and Big Daddy from the Food Network.

Now, what you have been waiting for… The winner of the HBBBS Giveaway and new owner or my Swag Bag contest is… drum roll please….  Ms. Positivity!!!!

There were 17 entries for the contest.  Below are the results of the randomizor at random.org:

1.Ms. Positivity
2.Sarah
3.Ms. Positivity
4.Ms. Positivity
5.Optimistic Mom
6.Scenes From A Single Mom
7.Ms. Positivity
8.Cookie’s Mom
9.Scenes From A Single Mom
10.Ms. Positivity
11.Ms. Positivity
12.Optimistic Mom
13.Optimistic Mom
14.Ms. Positivity
15.Ms. Positivity
16.Mental Mosaic
17.Ms. Positivity

Thanks for entering the contest and sharing in my Blogalicious experience as I have recapped these past few weeks.  Oh and be sure to follow all of these awesome Joy Chasers on Twitter.

Chasing Joy in the Spotlight

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Hey Joy Chasers,
Thank you for stopping by to Chase Joy with me.  Today, however, I have the honor of doing a guest post on Positively Shining.  Ms. Positivity is the author behind Positively Shining. Positively Shining is where you go to Scrub Away The Negativity and Positively Shine.  Since I don’t want any negativity weighing me down as I Chase Joy I am spending a little time Positively Shining today.  Please come and join me.

Feel Good Friday: HELP!!!

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Happy Feel Good Friday!!!

When I first began Chasing Joy I reached out to friends asking what they do to feel happy or cheer themselves up. One friend said help someone. Since receiving that advice I have had the opportunity two times to help someone. The funny thing about helping people is that it helps you as well. Of course helping makes you feel good. You have added some positivity, brightness Joy to the world. You have reached out and supported someone. Whether you get to see the end result of your helpfulness or not you know you did the right thing.

Helping others offers a big boost to your self esteem. It reinforces that you are a good person. It shows you that you can be a blessing to others. It reminds you that your existence is meaningful and allows you to leave an imprint on the world.

A less obvious benefit to helping someone is that it lets the person you are helping know that they matter. Their needs are important. It boost their confidence in the kindness of others. It also allows them to put their guard down and see that their is benefit in depending on others.

A total unexpected benefit I have received from helping these two people is that it gave me insight into a talent I never knew I had. These two people, who did not know each other, both came to me asking for the same type of help. This tells me that others see an ability in me that I did not really see in myself.

Today I am feeling good because helping others has shown me a new reflection of myself, my talents, and how I can bring a little Joy to others.

Are you feeling good because you have experienced the Joy of helping or being helped by someone? Please tell me about it.

Feel Good Friday – God is Good to Me.

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God Is Good

Happy Feel Good Friday!!!!

 

 

I had an appointment this morning that required me to wake up kind of early. I could not just turn of the alarm and wake up naturally like I usually do when I do not have work. I set the alarm for 8:20. When I opened my eyes this morning I did n0t hear the alarm going off. I quickly reached for the cell phone fearing slept through or failed to set the alarm properly. Nope! It was 8:13. I’d woken up right on time just before the alarm. As I plopped my head back to the pillow my first thought was God woke me before the alarm, God Is Good To Me!!!

 

Normally my first thoughts in the morning are “No!!! not yet” as I hit the snooze button. Or on my day off “I’ll sleep just a little longer” as I roll over happy I do not have to get up for work. So today’s thought was quite a departure. I think this focus on positivity, this Attitude of Gratitude, the Life Lessons, the counting my Blessings, the avoiding Joy Thieves, the focus on loving myself, and trying new things must be paying off. Chasing Joy is changing my mindset. Watch out Joy! I’m closing in on you. I’ll have you in my grasp soon enough.

 

 

How is God good to you?

 

How has Chasing Joy changed your mind set?

 

 

Happy Feel Good Friday!!!

Feel Good Friday: 100 Things About Me

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Get to Know blogger Chasing Joy

Happy Friday!!!

I know I am late with the Feel Good Friday Post. But I made it before friday was over.

I saw this on a really great and interesting blog Mommy to the Monsters and figured I’d do it too. 🙂 It is a nice light post for Feel Good Friday.

I hope some of you will do this too and post your 100 things about you on your blog, or facebook. If you do leave your link in the comments.

1. I am named after my aunt.

2. I was the yongest on both sides of my family for a long time.

3. I graduated from Temple University

4. College was some of the best times of my life

5. My dad also graduated from TU

6. I believed he brain washed me to go there

7. I think we are all brain washed by our parents

8. I have tried to write at least 4 books and lost interest in my own ideas
9. I think blogging is the right format for me.

10. When I pulblish a blog post I am filled with both excitement and a little fear

11. Writing this blog has changed my life for the better.

12. Writing this blog has led me too some knew friendships

13. It has also created some distance between myself and some friends (surprislingly)

14. My life today is trumatically different than it was a year ago today

15. It has almost been a year since my dad passed away

16. I am not over it

17. The pain is not any less

18. I think you just learn to live with it

19. I look for the Joy I know he wanted for me

20. I do not belive that there is something positive in every situation

21. Some things just suck and you have to decide not to focus on them

22. There is something positive in most things however

23. I make an effort to be optimistic

24. I believe positivity is contageous,

25. as is negativity (see Beware the Joy Thief)

26. I watch General Hospital fathfully

27. as well as the Real Housewives (all but OC)

28. I love to read

29. I do not remember learning to read, seems like I’ve always known how

30. I like to cook

31. I want to move partly so I can have a bigger kitchen

32. I love my pets; Peanut, Hurt, and Pinto. They make me smile daily

33. My dog is the greates benefit of my last relationship

34. I would like to have another relationship eventually

35. But I would like to just date for a bit first

36. I have a strong maternal instinct and hope to have kids some day

37. I think I can be really good at my job, with the right support system

38. I am frustrated at work because I’ve not found that support system

39. I am actively working on developing new friendships

40. I have discovered I have a talent for helping people pursue there goals

41. I really enjoy helping people

42. I am not shy

43. Or quite

44. I am observant and cautious around new people

45. I hate, hate, hate flying

46. But I will do it

47. I am seriously considering getting some sort of anti anxiety medicine just to help me fly

48. I am trying to lose weight

49. But need to find a way that does not involve me giving up cake 🙂

50. or obsessing about food

51. I really miss my brother

52. And his kids

53. I love being an Aunt

54. I miss my dad every day

55. I am in the process of changing a lot of things for the better

56. I am afraid of how life will be when I make these changes

57. I am afraid of how life will be if I dont make these changes

58. I love to laugh

59. It really is the best medicine

60. I love the God Father, Goodfellas, and everything Mafia related

61. I am a great person

62. I bet you are too 🙂

63. I am amazed evertime someone comments on my blog post or tells me they read it

64. I often wish I could do things differently

65. But I really don’t know what I would change

66. I do believe everthing happens for a reason

67. Emotionally I am in a much better place than I was a year ago

68. I try very very hard to keep my word

69. I hate lyeing.

70. I am saving money to start a scholarship in my dad’s name

71. I absolutly hate exercising

72. I do it anyway

73. I pray a lot.

74. Even for people I don’t like

75. I do not like going to church

76. I hope that changes

77. I do go every now and then

78. Luckily my Faith is not impacted by my not liking church

80. I think everkyone should have a personal relationship with God

81. I think everyone should Pray

82. I have been thinking a lot about meditation

83. I have been to lazy to make time to try it

84. My house is a mess

85. My future husband will not marry me for my housekeeping skills

86. Luckily I have other skills

87. I am getting a little better at keeping house though

88. It took me two times to pass the writen part of my drivers test

89. It took me three times to pass the driving part of the test

90. That is so embarassing for me

91. I pride myself on being very smart

92. I am nice but I am not an idiot (I don’t know why people confuse the two)

93. I am often not as happy as I seem

94. But I am trying to get there

95. I hate being taken for granted

96. I used to have an idea of how my adult life would be

97. It is nothing like I thought

98. I love a lot of things about my adult life

99. I do take some of those things for granted

100. I think a happy life is one where gratitude, optimisim, acceptance, are all in balance.

So tell me 100 things about you. Share your link and post 2 or 3 things about you as a comment.

Praying for Joy

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For years the very first thing I’ve done every single morning upon waking was pray. If you would have asked me yesterday what is the first thing you do every morning I would have told you exactly that. But today I realized that had changed. I woke up this morning and the very first thing I did was reach for my phone. Yes the crackberry (aka the blackberry for those of you not addicted to it)!!!

Now although I do not know how long I’ve been doing this, I do know how it started. I am a very time oriented person (I inherited that from my dad). When I wake up the first thing I need to know is the time. I used to have an alarm clock but that broke. After that I could look at my cable box and see the time. At some point the Cable Company upgraded the box to a nice sleek space saver that had no clock on the front display. So, I have since gotten in the habit of looking at my phone to see the time as soon as I wake. The problem is I don’t just see the time I see a whole bunch of other little Icons and before you know it I have checked the time, email, text message, facebook, and twitter all before I’ve said a prayer.

Now, I am sure God knows I am not any less grateful for Him blessing me with another day because I checked the crackberry first. The problem is I’m missing the opportunity to start my day off the way I want. Prayer is a wonderful wonderful thing. It allows me to give thanks for things that I am grateful for and focus on things that I am troubled by and ask for guidance. Prayer helps me to relieve stress and anxiety and also focus on positivity.

There are many benefits of prayer (I encourage you all to try it).
• Studies have linked prayer to positive health outcomes with high blood pressure, asthma, heart attacks, headaches and anxiety
• Provides a sense of well-being.
• Improves spiritual practice
• Answered prayers Increase faith
• Better sleep
• Decreased stress

By checking the crackberry first, instead of starting my day with these benefits, I am starting the day thinking about an email about a store sale or bill that is available online, a friend request from someone I probably don’t even remember on facebook, or a tweet about the latest food or diet trend. None of these are bad things but they do not get me in as positive a frame of mind that prayer does.

For a while now I have been having anxiety often without explanation. I am wondering if this could somehow be related to me not starting my day off with that positivity and stress relief that prayer has always provided me. I am not sure but turning to the crackberry first thing in the morning certainly is not helping the situation.

So now that I am aware I am going to go back to starting my day with prayer like I used to. I’ll probably still use the crackberry to see the time until I buy a clock for my bedroom (which will be soon) but I will not access any apps until I’ve had that nice morning chat with God. Starting my day off talking to Him will definitely put me in a place receptive of the Joy. I encourage you all to start your day off with prayer or some other peaceful activity that will allow you to be receptive of all the Joy that may come your way throughout the day.

It’s Feel Good Friday – And I Have Nothing To Write About, FML…

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Just joking, my pen still has plenty of ink. Happy Friday Joy Chasers, I have a question for you, have you heard of the FML website??? I just love it. It is one of the funnies sites on the net. If laughter does not beget Joy, then they are at the very least closely related. Even though this blog is all about positivity let’s be honest, there is a reason we watch reality TV and talk shows like Jerry Springer and Maury Povich, it makes us appreciate the fact that our lives are not that bad or filled with that much drama. This also holds true for the FML site. So, no matter what kind of day I’m having I can go to this site and have a laugh and say to myself at least no one ever mistook my earring for a hearing aid or at least I have never had to leave a restaurant because my date thought my clothes “clashed with the tablecloth.” LOL

So have a few laughs this Feel Good Friday and check out the FML site. Here are a few of my favorite FML posts.

“Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I’m the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I’m home, my damn cat won’t leave me alone. FML”

“Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML”

“Today, I decided to take a nap in my car on my lunch break. I set the alarm on my phone. I woke up to numerous missed calls and text messages from my husband asking where I was and if I was OK. I then realized i had forgotten to turn my phone off vibrate. It was 6 o’clock. My shift ended at 5. FML”

“Today, I found out that my family hides food from me. FML”

“Today, I spent hours fixing my favorite food for myself as a little treat. While dishing it up, I made a mess, so I wiped it up with a napkin. I went to throw the napkin away on the way to the table. I looked down and was still holding the napkin. I had thrown the plate of food away instead. FML”

“Today, the door to my apartment wasn’t unlocking. I stood outside for 30 minutes, banging on the door for my boyfriend to open up. Finally, I kicked it open and discovered a couple making out. Turns out my apartment was the next one over. FML”

“Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying “I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you”. I asked him about it he said “I don’t know what you’re talking about Megan”. My name isn’t Megan. Not even close. FML”

“Today, I checked my Facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over Facebook. FML”

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